Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Flowers and gifts are usually exchanged between lovers on Valentines Day. One question is always
come to my mind that why do we celebrate this day, but it is still a mystery so I can’t gets the
answer of it. It is always in our mind that February is a month of Love. How to celebrate this
day, which is full of love and, with whom to celebrate, that is a question of every young girl or
a boy. At that time when we were not had mobiles; we used to send love messages to our loved ones
through Loving Cards, Greeting cards, mails. But now a day’s thing has change, now we prefer to
show our feeling and emotions by sending some nice cute lovely SMS messages to our love once. In
everywhere, on Valentines Day 14 Feb., there is exchange of many millions of love SMS messages on
this loving day.
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's
the reason why I love you
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart, and I am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told
me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop
loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see,
how much you mean to me.
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely
smile; I miss you each day more and more!
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights
up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!...
When a heart is the sign of love, and red the color... and when walking around with your head in
the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you?
There is a lot of bird’s whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, and then you
would know how much I love you.
When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time,
when you heart and thoughts some one how appear rhyme and when a simple name conquers your whole
mind then your in deep trouble my friend… u are in what they call “love”.
If you have a boy friend or a girl friend :-) and you have a mobile, then why are you waiting,
get your desire SMS within thousands of SMS and send this lovely romantic SMS messages to your
loved ones. If he or she really loves you :-), you will get a reply with more romantic SMS
message (must check it). So be ready valentine days is not so far now so Exchange these love SMS
on this Valentines day to your love once.
n the cold winter I stay inside Cracking fire red,orange and yellow Hot chocolate sitting on the counter Looking out the window A white sheet of snow covering the grass Icicles hanging off the trees Icy cold wind blowing through the pane. Little flakes of snow coming down like angels Children throwing snowballs at my window It's winter the favorite season
My New Puppy
I was trudging home from school in the snow,on a bitter blustery day. The fierce wind was making my face feel raw. I was passing snow covered roofs and fences, making an attempt to get home before the heavy snow settled in. On that particular route home I always pass my fantasy house. It's white and has a white pickett fence in front of it.
It has always had the best garden ever since I could remember. Every Spring when I look in the garden, I see bright fragrant flowers, and always stop to smell and maybe pick a flower that's poking out of the pickett fence. On this day I looked into the garden and saw a small box in the middle of the pathway leading up to the house front porch. I approached the box and noticed it contained something soft and furry all curled up. I looked to the left and saw the sign that had obviously blown off of the box. It said FREE PUPPY! The puppy looked so cold and helpless, I couldn't just leave it there to freeze.
After all it was starting to snow really hard now and the cardboard box was getting soggier by the moment from the melting snow. I decided I would take him just for the night so he would have a warm place to sleep, and maybe ask my parents in the morning if I could keep him. Besides my parents were talking about getting me a pet puppy anyway, what better then a free one? I cradled him inside of my coat close enough to my body to keep him warm. I was so excited at that moment that I ran all the way home. As soon as I got inside the house, I flew up to my room and on to my bed. I hustled and bustled to prepare a space for the puppy at the end of my bed made out of old doll blankets and throw pillows.
The puppy immediately collapsed in the comforting pile made just for him. I really couldn't help to smile. My mom walked in and saw me petting the little bundle. She couldn't help but bear a smile also. And she probably knew how I felt about the little guy. His soft brown fur and pink and black little nose were just so cute I don't think anyone could resist him.. I explained how I found him and that I just couldn't leave him shivering there in that soggy box. I didn't care how nice that house was. Didn't the owners have enough common sense not to leave a puppy to freeze in the snow? My mom patted the puppy on the head and quietly left the room giving me one more loving smile and a gentle hug. The next morning was a Saturday.
I woke up and found a little fuzz ball on top of me gently snoozing. I was so happy that I gave him a little hug. I even gave him a kiss on his cute little snout. I was so relieved when my parents explained my responsibilities towards the puppy if I was to keep him. When we got him licensed I put on his name tag Sammy.
And now he was mine to keep! My own real puppy to keep all to myself. Now I'm 20 years old and every single day Sammy and I go on a walk past the house where I found him 9 years ago. Sammy isn't as strong as he used to be and he surely doesn't have as much energy as he once did but we love each other all the same.
